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It was my son’s fault really. He decided to call the new cohort of pure bred O Shamo chickens the Long Monsters. It seems Cthulhu, Yeti, Grendel, Oni, Seraph and Blackbeard together managed to open a Hell Hole on our drive while trying to summon more monsters in order to take over the humans and force them to buy more treats.
Many humans surrounded the Hell Hole including consultants in such matters. They came to the conclusion that previous inhabitants of the 1800s back filled a farm pond which had caused the collapse. The Long Monsters are now very frustrated that all that emerged was the mud guard of an old Massey Ferguson and some silage wrap; no eldritch monsters. They were so hoping that they could trick the humans into driving their car into the hole so as to get them out of the way so they could control the computer and credit cards to buy more treats. But the humans have outwitted them this time and put the sign up. Thank goodness that Flyte so Fancy stock such useful items and are very quick with delivery.
In the mean time we may have to look at sacrificing a Long Monster (selling on one of the cockerels) if the humans can’t successfully close the Hell Hole before Christmas.